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dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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