stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn

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thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

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stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

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uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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